A Pauciloquent Taradiddle

The henways in Agloe are lovely this time of year

This past apanthropic

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year, as we've all latibulated

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alexithymically,

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your phrasemonger

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included, eisegetically

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perusing

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ultracrepidarian,

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sialoquent

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invective on that peristeronic

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social medium, we've all waxed a bit halophilic

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ourselves. Let us heave our bumbershoots,

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embrace the drisk

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as pluviophiles,

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mesophiles,

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agelasts,

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and amatorculists!

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Let our ylem

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be more than anatiferous

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cacklefarts

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—give us updog

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for our henways!

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Let us not remord

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our nudiustertian

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pentheraphobia

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and esquivalience!

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Let us instead take Lillian Mountweazel

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to Agloe, New York

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and we'll all go out for nihilartikels!

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Xertz

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your jentacular

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tittynopes!

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Mabble

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your struthiousness

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and velleity!

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Hent

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that acnestis

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with your hallux,

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wave to Ucalegon,

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and let's off!

Respair! Respair! Happy new year!

1. Averse to human company

2. Hid in the corner

3. With difficulty recognizing our own emotions

4. I. e.: me

5. Reading too much into the text

6. Reading carefully or carelessly

7. Expressing opinions without knowledge

8. Spittle-spraying

9. Relating to pigeons

10. Accustomed to super salty environments

11. Umbrellas

12. Gentle drizzle

13. Rain lovers

14. Dwellers of moderate environments

15. People who never laugh

16. Insignificant lovers

17. Primordial matter

18. Duck-producing

19. Eggs

20. Similar to samatta or snoo

21. Similar to Grecian urns

22. Regret

23. The day before yesterday

24. Fear of one's mother-in-law

25. A nihilartikel

26. A nihilartikel

27. A nihilartikel

28. See esquivalience

29. Gulp down

30. Breakfast related

31. Small quantities of leftovers

32. Wrap up

33. Resemblance to an ostrich

34. The smallest possible amount of desire

35. Grab

36. The part of your back that you can't reach

37. Your big toe

38. A neighbor whose house is on fire