This past apanthropic1 year, as we've all latibulated2 alexithymically,3 your phrasemonger4 included, eisegetically5 perusing6 ultracrepidarian,7 sialoquent8 invective on that peristeronic9 social medium, we've all waxed a bit halophilic10 ourselves. Let us heave our bumbershoots,11 embrace the drisk12 as pluviophiles,13 mesophiles,14 agelasts,15 and amatorculists!16 Let our ylem17 be more than anatiferous18 cacklefarts19—give us updog20 for our henways!21 Let us not remord22 our nudiustertian23 pentheraphobia24 and esquivalience!25 Let us instead take Lillian Mountweazel26 to Agloe, New York27 and we'll all go out for nihilartikels!28 Xertz29 your jentacular30 tittynopes!31 Mabble32 your struthiousness33 and velleity!34 Hent35 that acnestis36 with your hallux,37 wave to Ucalegon,38 and let's off!
Respair! Respair! Happy new year!
Averse to human company
Hid in the corner
With difficulty recognizing our own emotions
I. e.: me
Reading too much into the text
Reading carefully or carelessly
Expressing opinions without knowledge
Spittle-spraying
Relating to pigeons
Accustomed to super salty environments
Umbrellas
Gentle drizzle
Rain lovers
Dwellers of moderate environments
People who never laugh
Insignificant lovers
Primordial matter
Duck-producing
Eggs
Similar to samatta or snoo
Similar to Grecian urns
Regret
The day before yesterday
Fear of one's mother-in-law
A nihilartikel
A nihilartikel
A nihilartikel
See esquivalience
Gulp down
Breakfast related
Small quantities of leftovers
Wrap up
Resemblance to an ostrich
The smallest possible amount of desire
Grab
The part of your back that you can't reach
Your big toe
A neighbor whose house is on fire